Sci/Fi (with Hooters!)

Author: Stephen W. Cote

By tomorrow, but not today

After the end of the world

When morals start to fade

From the lives we've manufactured

We'll never tell a tale twice

That didn't sell our wares

The sci-fi viewers think it's nice

A well-hootered cast is there

Most of the show

Devoted to the bouncing jubilee

I hate to think it, but know

We're responsible for the life we lead

How would it end

If the 'headlights' were dimmed

And the spandex taken away?

Most of the show

Is a bouncing jubilee

And no one seems to know

When the normal people will be seen

How would it end

If Starbuck was gay,

Or the 'headlights' were dimmed

And the spandex taken away?

Where would we be

Without the 38 triple-Ds?

I can only think to say

It's just sci-fi - with hooters.